Colo Claw Fish Dreams: A fan fiction series about a Star Wars eel known as a Colo Claw Fish who is disgusted by Halo. The first post in this series that will be posted on the last day of March 2012 which is a Saturday. Our Colo Claw Fish who is our protagonist will be a Star Wars fan by default since his is a Star Wars eel. Star Wars is not science fiction and is fantasy like Harry Potter while Star Trek vs Halo is science fiction like Back To The Future. Our Colo Claw will start off undecided on the clash between Star Trek and Halo because he will be unfamiliar with them at first. But when he sees how both Star Trek and Halo act he quickly decides that he does not want to be associated with such nasty warlike cranks and then chooses Star Trek over Halo.
Gene Roddenberry's #1 Fan's Great Parenting Advice: A series on how to raise kids to be Star Trek fans in a Halo-obsessed society.
Gene Roddenberry's #1 Fan's Playground Jokes 4 Kids: A series of posts containing various jokes at the expense of Halo since sadly many kids play Halo.
Gene Roddenberry's #1 Fan's Scholarly Head 2 Head Comparisons: This is comparing aspects of Halo with equivalent aspects of Star Trek and will show at times that might does not necessarily make right.
Gene Roddenberry's #1 Fan's Vulcan Logic Course: I series of posts educating people on the various types of logical fallacies that are used by Halo goons and why you should not use them. The Halo goons' #1 favorite type of logical fallacy of all time is to spray ad hominem attacks at anyone who criticizes Halo.
One of a kind posts will include "Guess Who's Coming To Dinner", "How Star Trek Changed The World", "Star Trek Ties To NASA & SETI", "Halo Ties To The Pentagon", "I Fight For The Greater Good", and others.
If you are a Halo goon who is seeking help or just stumbled by here by accident, let me tell you why your devotion to a bloodthirsty science fiction gaming series is horrendous, you are making a fool out of yourself. Halo goons are only welcome if they promise to forsake their old ways of playing such military space games as the Halo series and make the switch to Star Trek immediately. The Star Wars and Star Trek fan rivalry is silly yet it is a hot button topic, a Star Trek fan's anger should be turned against Halo!
And the video below which will be on future posts is a YouTube video expose of Halo's ties to the war machine; so if you don't believe me that Halo is war propaganda, then watch Halo as an Official Tool For Army Recruitment and see for yourself please. I do support free speech and will even let defiant Halo goons comment here, but their childish and fallacious remarks will do them more harm than good since people who are undecided will quickly decide that they do not want to be associated with such foul people. Free speech is not only guaranteed int he Bill of Rights, but also in the Charter of the United Federation of Planets which I have proudly sworn allegiance to. We will fight Halo with more and more speech because the best way to fight things like war propaganda is with more speech.
We will try to avoid any promotions of war and exercise self-restraint. Sadly, it is much easier to play war than it is to avoid getting sucked into playing war since it is much easier to destroy than to create. But thanks to our mascot; the Colo Claw Fish, we will be able to pull it off and protest Halo without violence including without imagining violence. Martin Luther King Jr once said to protest without violence, and that is something that I have proudly sworn allegiance to. I will also do a post or posts on the massive extent of Halo saturation that proves that Halo is a tool for a maniacal quest for total military saturation. Halo is NOT the only form of military propaganda out there, I am against all of the many forms of militaristic entertainment (a.k.a. militainment) out there period, just that Halo is a science fiction space metaphor for the war machine. Also read A War Toy Brings No Peace, No Joy for more information on my sincerity. That is because not all people who have played with war got sucked into the war machine, and not all Halo fans are sucked into the military industrial complex because people are different. But the messages of such entertainment themselves are cause for alarm.
The Glorious Star Trek's legendary founder; Gene Wesley Roddenberry, was born on August 19, 1921 and died in latter 1991. Halo first came out in late 2001. Had Gene Roddenberry been alive today to see the Halo Empire, he would be thoroughly disgusted with the vile filth that makes of the fecal mound known as Mt Halo and perhaps be rooting for me and this blog to take Halo out of commission. Halo is a mountain of feces at least as high as Mt Everest as the saying goes since it is overrated, over-hyped, and over-priced. This is a family safe destination so profanity will be discouraged. The Halo Empire wants Star Trek to wither away and people like me will make sure that Star Trek never fades away as clearly demonstrated by the video below.
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